crnch
When I was on the toilet, I heard a quiet noise (crnch).

It sounded like someone was in the shower area (crunch), eating something... crunchy...(crunch). Chips??? (crunch, crnch crunch) Why was someone in the shower, eating CHIPS(crunch)???!!!!

Oh my God, is it a boy???(crunch)
Oh my GOD, is it PAUL??!!(crunch)
GOD, i KNEW he was sketchy!!! First, taking pictures of the girls' restrooms, and now this!! Why is he hiding out in the showers, anyway, does he think no one will catch him before they shower?!! And isnt eating CHIPS obviously a Bad Idea?!!!(crnch, crunch)
What the fuck, man! I can't poop under these conditions!! (flush) (zip, button)
JESUS CHRIST!!!(crunch)

I flushed, I washed my hands, I patted them on my shirt.
All quiet: I tiptoed over to the showers, then checked behind all the curtains, under every stall...
no one there. The culprit escaped before I could catch him!

Hopping over to the door, I peered down the hall to the right, where Paul's room was. Door closed already. Snaps, that boy is fast.

I tur-

!!!!

There is Hiromi, dead center before me, clueless,
holding a tripod
and a bag of White Corn tortilla chips.